It started with a pair of ducky underwear.
About a month before social distancing and quarantining became common over here, Kiddo decided, “I big kid. I wear underwear.” So we, along with untold legions of other parents cooped up at home with their toddlers, are potty training.
Anyone raising a kid gets dealt different cards. We did not get the “kid who naps easily, everywhere” card, but we know those people.
We did not get the “adventurous eater” card, no matter how hard we tried to encourage it.
But. BUT. Somehow, magically, the universe smiled upon us and we got the
I did not know this card existed. It was from some super-secret expansion deck that the (makers) rolled out on the sly. It is worth the weight of so much excrement in gold.